Dhammy Kelly's Blog

One of the greatest headaches of many young ladies in relationship is the issue of sex. While they find themselves entangled in love, they also would not want to offend God by fornicating. Meanwhile, most young men of today are always demanding sex before marriage as a proof of love. If a lady denies her boyfriend (fiance) sex, he tends to think she either does not love him or she is seeing another guy. And this throws the lady into so much confusion. She genuinely loves the guy but wouldn't want to give in to sex. If she denies him, she may lose him and if she gives in too she disobeys God. Sorry to our ladies. Gentleman, please know that it is absolutely a lie from the pit of hell that if your fiancee does not give you sex it shows she doesn't love you. How can you use sex as a LOVEOMETRE? Have you never slept with ladies you didn't truly love? If you haven't then let me tell you that many people are having s

LETTER OF LEAVING SCHOOL. Daer Sir I'm writter this letter with haters and tell you that I'm leave your school for good enough. The why of the leave it is because at your school, the teachers are beat us very harmful and very sad. Sometimes one day of once upon a time, I wanted to cried but my friends telled me a man is a sheep he is not a cry. I was silent but vibrating in and out.     Another why is because of discriminate, we writted a test and I'm cheated, I get 20% that I'm not deserved. The teachers says my head is dead. Oh, it pained me too much.    I will tell you plenty things when you want us early in the morning but Sir you must know it is very ice in the morning, blanket is not want to be removed from body, I wake up early but I am come late. I'm write exzam study at another school.   Great your wife and childish. Pliz tell all childs of school that I'm say good bye for ever and ever amen. Your's faithfool Solo REPLY FROM THE

There was a wise man James. One day his nephew came to visit him. The young man was sad, gloomy and obviously upset with something. James asked what happened to him. The nephew said that he suffered a serious setback and now he will never be able to achieve his goal. The nephew asked an old man to give him advice what he should do next, but James just asked to lead him to the hills. This road was difficult and long. But the nephew immediately agreed to help his uncle. When they reached the hills, James said that he needed to go to the top of the highest hill. The young man was surprised, but decided to help his uncle, because the old man had never climbed there. With great difficulty the nephew helped his uncle to climb to the hill, sometimes even dragged the old man on his back. On the top of the hill, sweating, he put his uncle on the ground and laughed happily. — Do you remember that when you were a little boy sometimes you returned home with tears in your eyes? – James asked hi

1. Jamaica can never 4get = BOB MARLEY 2. America can never 4get = MICHEAL JACKSON 3. South Africa can never 4get = MANDELA 4. Argentina can never 4get = MARADONA 5. England can never 4get = QUEEN ELIZABETH 6. Nigeria can never 4get who....... ??? i dont no myself....lol

Flirting with a deeper life girl be like.. ..... Him: Bae watsup Her: Pls my name is Grace not Bae Him: OK Grace how are you Her: the Lord is my strength.. Him: OK, Wats are you doing now Her: am cooking Him: aww, should I come and help you? Her: I can do all things through him that strengthens me... Him: hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you might have finished cooking the food so u will serve me.. Her: pls I only serve the living God Him: OK sister Grace wat are u wearing now... Her: am wearing the full armor of Christ... Him: issa alright I give up...

To pay for his education, a poor boy used to sell goods from door to door. One day, the young boy found he was really hungry but had no money to buy any food. He decided to ask for something to eat when he knocked on the front door of the next house. A beautiful young woman opened the door, and the boy lost his nerve. He simply asked for a drink of water, too embarrassed to ask for food. The young woman brought him a glass of milk, which the boy greedily drank. The boy asked her how much he owed, but she simply smiled and said her mother had taught her to be kind to others and never expect anything in return. The young boy left the woman's home with a full tummy and a heart full of renewed strength to push on with his education and continue working hard. Just when he was ready to quit, the woman had instilled in him newfound faith and fortitude. Years later, in a big city, renowned surgeon Dr. Howard Kelly was called to consult on a woman who was suffering from a rare disease.

🚌 Conductor asked one of his passengers: Wey ur money? Passenger replied: I b staff. Conductor queried: Which kind staff u b? -u b police? No! -u b soldier? No! -u b navy? No! -u b air force? No! So wetin u be now! Abeg pay ya money D passnger replied: I b Boko haram! 😳😳😳😳😳 All d passngers shouted: WHAAT!!! Conductor u dey mad? Oga Boko sorry sir,abeg no vex,we go pay 4 u sir. Everybdy screamed;DRIVER NEXT JUNCTION OWA O!. Driver said e be like na here i go drop too! 😂😂😂 Abi if you are there will you continue with your journey? Don't laugh alone sh

Once a lived a very poor family.In family there was mother father and daughter. Father was the only person earning and it was just enough to fulfill basic need for them. Even when they didn’t had enough money he always used to dream about making his daughter best doctor in the world. He loved her daughter very much. His daughter was good child. It was day of her high school result. As father wished his daughter stood first in state. Father got very happy and said to her, “Today am proud of you and happy. Ask me anything you want me to buy for you.” Daughter replied, “Papa, I want dress which i showed you that day.. but it costs 1500rs. I didn’t asked you to buy that day but please will you buy that for me!!” Father was happy for his daughter and even when he knew he didn’t had enough money to buy that dress he agreed to gift her dress because he didn’t wanted to see her sad. Next day father bought the same dress for his daughter and gifted her. Mother saw that and knew that

One day a young person who was academically excellent applied for manager’s post in big company. He passed written exam and then group interview. After this young man had to face final interview to be taken by company’s director. In final interview Director looked into young man CV and saw that young person did extremely well throughout his study life. Director started questioning him. Director: Did you ever obtained any scholarship in your school or college? Young man: None Director: Did your father paid for your school fees? Young man: My father passed away when i was 3, It was my mother who paid for fees. Director: Where did your mother worked? Young man: Sir, my mother used to work as cloths cleaner. After this director asked young man to show his hand. Young man showed his hands that were smooth and soft. After this director questioned him again. Director: Have you ever helped your mother for washing cloths? Young man: No, She always wanted me to study and learn more

A boy in SS 3 wrote a letter to his parents... LATER TO MY PARENCE. Dear papa. Good money...eye neva pay schoon fix o and our ezam tine tabel is aat. I want to partyspet in the ezam o, plees sent money to me if not, they will purshoe me from the schoon and come back to the haos.               Yours chaild.                ID Father's Reply.  My son, I am happy you can now handle a pen, please come back home, the village Herbalist is dead and I believe the gods will be happy to have you as the next village Herbalist...Anu-ofia!!!😀😀😀😀😀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Too many people think of happiness as the ultimate goal of life. But, if you're waiting for happiness to arrive then it's likely that it never will! You convince yourself that life will be happy when you're married. When the mortgage is paid off. When you have children. When the weekend arrives. Next summer. Whatever particular dream you have, you're sure that when you reach it you'll finally be happy. Unfortunately, this way of thinking is a trap. You're always wanting something more, always looking forward to a time when you'll be "happy". And, if you fall into this trap, you'll never reach that goal. When you get married, you might wish your partner was more affectionate or more proactive. When you have children, you might find their young age restrictive and long for them to grow up too quickly. When you've paid off that mortgage you might long for a better house, a better neighborhood, a better car. Life will pass you by with that g

Pastor Jeremiah Steepek (pictured) transformed himself into a homeless person and went to the 10,000 member church that he was to be introduced as the head pastor at that morning. He walked around his soon to be church for 30 minutes while it was filling with people for service….only 3 people out of the 7-10,000 people said hello to him. He asked people for change to buy food….NO ONE in the church gave him change. He went into the sanctuary to sit down in the front of the church and was asked by the ushers if he would please sit n the back. He greeted people to be greeted back with stares and dirty looks, with people looking down on him and judging him. As he sat in the back of the church, he listened to the church announcements and such. When all that was done, the elders went up and were excited to introduce the new pastor of the church to the congregation……..”We would like to introduce to you Pastor Jeremiah Steepek”….The congregation looked around clapping with joy and anticipat

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF If TECNO could ping before NOKIA… Who told you that all your mates who started work before you would make it before you? If CIVIL DEFENSE could carry gun before ROAD SAFETY… Who told you it’s by how far? It’s by how well. If GARRI could sell more than INDOMIE despite  all the adverts… Who told you that you must dress indecently to attract men? If Ex-president JONATHAN didn’t have shoes before he became the President, but now wears different shoes per hour… Who told you that you would continue being poor? If tomatoes can be more expensive today than apple... who says you are less important than your friends who schooled abroad because you schooled in Nigeria?🙄 If they could tie a COW with just a rope despite its size, but must use a strong chain to hold a dog… Who is that person that says you are worse than anything? Baba God I believe in you.

.  LA VIE DANS SA SIMPLICITE                                                                                          Plusieurs fois, on pense sur beaucoup de choses. Ce qu'on va manger, si quelqu'un nous aime, si nous sommes beau, si on va mourir, et etc. Mais, la vie est simple. Vous devez vivre chaque jour et faites ça comme c'est le dernier. Si vous avez un coeur brisé, il faut pas penser beaucoup. La chose qu'une personne n'aime pas en toi, est ce qu'une autre personne va aimer. Quand vous pensez que vous n'êtes pas bien, et vous ne faites rien, et comme d'habitude, vous restez dans une place, votre vie sera gaspiller. Cela est ce que l'univers ne veut pas, vous devez travailler pour ce que vous voulez! Et après, vous aurez la vie que vous satisfierez. written by :Miss Sarah Omijie

• DIARY OF A JUMOKE #1       I dialed his number and it rang for the second time in a row; where the hell was Freddy and why was the mumu not picking my calls?   I had been standing on the highway for almost an hour. My Range Rover had broken down and I had no idea what had happened to the silly car. It had been working perfectly before.                                               Gosh!!!   My leg had started to hurt due to the fact that I had been pacing up and down in my 5 inches tall Zanotti heels.   Dialing Freddy's number again, I opened the car, got inside and wait for the idiot to pick up. I was so going to give him a piece of my mind. I just hope he was not busy banging any cheap punani .   The call connected…   "Hello babe," he said in a shaky voice, like he had been running a marathon. I was actually right; the idiot must have been banging a chick while I was here suffering.