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Chukwuma: I love you. Oluchi: ‘I love you too’ she said and hugged the man who has been there for her since her parents died. Chukwuma: So what now? Oluchi: I will marry Ikedi. Chukwuma: What happens after that? Oluchi: I will be his wife and from there, we do what need to be done. Chukwuma: What do you mean? Oluchi: it means that when I become Mrs Ikedi, your status will change. You will no longer have to beg or look for a job. Chukwuma: Hope you won’t abandon me after that and hope you won’t get pregnant for him. I do not want you to take in for him. Oluchi: I don’t intend to. All I intend to do is be his wife and then everything will fall in place. Chukwuma: If that is what you want, who am I to say no? Oluchi: Thanks Darling. == One month later, Oluchi and Ikedi got married in the registry. After three weeks, Ikedi was tensed for he wanted his wife to be pregnant as soon as possible but that was not what Oluchi had in mind. One evening, Ikedi went to pe

Ikedi was not happy with the fact that all the nice, beautiful, young ladies he has been moving around with, none of them want to settle down with him and he decided to go for the lady who keeps pushing herself to him at all cost. Ikedi: Oluchi, I want to take our relationship serious or is there anybody else in your life? Oluchi: Ah! Anybody?  You should know that you are the only one that I have been seeing these past few months na. You do know that I love you so very much. Ikedi: Do you really love me or you love my money? Oluchi: Which kind question be that? Do you think that if I don’t love you, I will still be here with you? I have been waiting for you to come back to your senses and do the right thing. Ikedi: Okay, you do know that I am fifty years old right? Oluchi: Yes I do, age is just a number. Ikedi: How old are you again? Oluchi: Thirty years old. Ikedi: Can you marry me? Oluchi: ‘Are you asking me to marry you’ she asked for she was happy at what he j

Relations, family and friends advised Ikedi on the importance of settling down but he would hear none of it and so they let him be. == 10 YEARS LATER. After Ikedi’s Mother’s burial, he went home only to find out that his siblings were in his house waiting for him for he had three siblings. Ikedi: ‘Ah!Ah! Brother, sister, good afternoon. This one you people are in my house this evening. Hope no problem’ he said as he joined them in the sitting room Ugochukwu: Ikedi, Ikedi! Ikedi: Yes brother. Ugochukwu: Mama is dead and do you know what she wanted desperately before she died? Ikedi: No. Chukuwudi: his immediate brother spoke up ‘he wanted a child from you’ he said sober and shook his head. Nkiruka: Ikedi, you disappointed Mama. I know that even in her grave, she will never forgive you. You were the apple of her eye; you were her husband and friend. All she ever wanted was a child from you. Ugochukwu: Hmmmm. Ikedi, do you know that my first daughter Chioma is talki

Ikedi: You too? Chidera: Yes me too. Look man, we are your friends and at least, you should tell us the reason why settling down is a no no to you. What are we friends for? Ekene: Even at that sef? What could be the reason why a man who is rich, handsome and forty years old will not want to settle down or at least have kids? Chidera: It baffles me oh! I no go lie. Ekene: What is it Ikedi, what are you not telling us? Ikedi: You guys are not serious ooo. Must there be something I am hiding? You guys know me too well and yet you are asking me such. Chidera: Don’t miss interpret us Ikedi, all we are saying is why are you refusing to settle down. Ekene: Gbam! It’s that simple, Just explain it to us. Look at me now, I am married with three wonderful kids, Chidera is married with four kids. Chidera: if the problem is that you don’t want to be eating only okro soup, you can as well get married and have as so many side chicks as you want since you have the money for them.

Ijeoma is a graduate and a beautiful girl form Imo state, she was happy when she caught the attention of the well talked about ikedi and fell in love with him when he came to ask her out on a date during the birthday of one of the commissioner in Enugu state and after that incident, they have been seeing each other that people began speculating if she could be the one to tame the almighty Ikedi. Ijeoma: Ifedi, when are you going to take us serious? She asked when she came to see him in his house. Ikedi: Meaning? Ijeoma: When are you going to come see my people? We have been going out for like six months and you have never said anything like us getting married. Ikedi: and if I have never said anything like us getting married, why then are you asking when am I going to take us serious? Ijeoma: Because you always profess your undying love for me, how you love me to the moon and back. Ikedi: I do? Ijeoma: Yes you do. Ikedi: ‘Okay. Hmmmm’ he smiled. Ijeoma: Why are yo

Mama: My son, I called you here because there is something I want to talk to you about. Ikedi: What is it Mama? Mama: When are you going to get married and give me my own grandchild to carry before I die? You are forty years of age and still, you do not want to settle down? Is it not your mate that their children are in the universities by now? What is wrong and why is it that you don’t want to settle down? Ikedi: Mama, is that why you called me all the way from Lagos down to Enugu for? I told you I will get married but now is not the time because I have not seen the woman of my choice. Mama: For how long are you going to keep selecting? Don’t you know that age is no longer by your side? Look at you, at forty, you are rich, have landed properties and filling stations everywhere yet you do not want to settle down. Or did you do rituals that warrant you not to? Ikedi: Haba Mama! How can you say a thing like that? My money is not ill gotten money and I am not a ritualist. I

Once a farmer lost his precious watch while working in his barn. It may have appeared as an ordinary watch to others, but held a deep sentimental value for it. After searching high and low among the hay for a long time, the old farmer got exhausted. The tired farmer did not want to give up the search for his watch and requested a group of children playing outside the barn to help. He promised an attractive reward for the person who can find his beloved watch. After hearing about the reward, the children hurried inside the barn and went through and round the entire stack of hay to find the watch. After a long time looking for a watch in the hay, some of the children got tired and gave up. The number of children looking for the watch slowly decreased and only few tired children were left. The farmer gave up all his hope to find the watch and called off the search. Just when the farmer was closing the door, a little boy came up to him and requested the farmer to give him another

Once at an interview at a reputed business school, a panel of intelligent  Interviewers was taking interview of prospective students for admission in the school. When one of the prospective students entered the room and nervously sat on the chair in front of them, the panel said to the boy, “We shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Choose carefully as it will determine your admission to the school!” The boy thought for a while and answered, “I would like to answer one really difficult question.” “Well, good luck to you, you have made your choice! Now answer us. What comes first, Day or Night?” The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the correctness of his answer to this single question, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the day sir!” “How?” asked the interviewer. “Sorry sir, you assured me that I do not need to answer the second difficult question!”

Scary Perfect World So many people deny the existence of God Based on the misery and cruelty displayed on TV If He would be good, power He would have not If He would have power, how evil He'd be? The answer lies according to me in imagining a perfect world. How scary would it be to live in a perfect world! By whatever we 'd do or act. It'd become less perfect Creativity, motivation, lending a hand to a person in need Charity, helpfulness, inspiration all suddenly absolutely obsolete. Can any of us imagine how dull it would be to live if all was perfectly nice. Animalistic indulgence for you and me In an extremely boring paradise. Somehow we were given the power of creativity, we were allowed to co-create something nice Somehow God gave us power to think with positivity to love and help and self-sacrifice These things give us perfect peace of mind We get that feeling of happiness, so great Through being loving, helping and kind Admit it, tha

When we were born, we were endowed with so many talents, so many unique talents and gifts from Nature, from the Universe, (from God). Based on our unique talents and interests, we can get to know through a bit of reflection, what we were meant to be. Let us grow into who we were meant to be Not into what we should be What we were meant to be comes from nature, it lies in our own soul, it comes from within What we should be comes from external authority figures that have other agendas for us (their own agendas) If we are living the life we were meant to live, we will encounter that brilliant light, beauty, love, joy, wisdom, harmony, abundance, elegance and divine order in front of, behind, on and in us. Life is a gift, a present. Let us choose the life we were meant to live and enjoy every moment of that wonderful present, called life, called time. We can give and share that brilliant light, beauty, love, joy, wisdom, harmony, abundance, elegance. We ha

The silence of the night gives slowly way to the silence of the sunrise From a river of beautiful dreams to a fountain of inspiration. The stillness of the dawn gives slowly way to the stillness of the day From a sea of sacred contemplation to an ocean of energetic verve The tranquility of noon gives slowly way to the calm of the evening If we keep our calm with us all day Peace and love will be ours Forever!