Pastor Caught In The Act..lol

I caught a pastor drinking star🍺 in a bar and I shouted man of God " you supposed to be drinking malt, fanta or coke and not star.
He replied to me, where was malt, fanta & coke when Star was leading the 3 wise men to see JESUS ??
 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I FAINTED..!!!

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