(Episode 3) Little pleasures under the sheets

Felicia: ‘Of course na, who in this age and time doesn’t do that?’

Patricia: ‘What about you Anne?’

Anne: ‘Patricia don’t ask me these kind of questions abeg, is this not 21st Century we are in?’ She asked smiling.

Patricia: ‘I need to ask oh because I no fit do anything wey go make me sin na.’

Anne: ‘There is no sin in having sex with my husband, is there? Or is it wrong to give him blow job?’

Patricia: ‘No there isn’t but sometimes I look at you like someone that can’t indulge in giving her husband the kind of sex he desires.’

Anne: ‘Then you are wrong! Haven’t you heard not to judge a book by its cover?’

Felicia: ‘Na the blow job dey make you glow like this?’ The inquisitive Felicia asked.

Patricia: ‘Why you dey rush me na? Make I take time hit the nail on the head, biko!’

Felicia: ‘Do na, you dey waste time joor.”

Patricia: laughs. ‘As if you go fit do wetin I wan tell you?’

Anne: ‘What is it?’

Patricia: ‘How often do you give your husband blow job?’

Felicia: ‘You mean…..’

Patricia: Interrupting ‘I mean perfectly what you understand’.

Felicia: ‘Almost anytime we have sex because he likes when my mouth goes up and down on him, you know na.’ She winked at Patricia.

Patricia: ‘You nko Anne?’

Anne: ‘Once in a while, not always.’

Patricia: ‘Why?’

Anne: ‘Because anytime I give him head, I am left unsatisfied much more than when his dick is doing the work. He comes quicker when I give him head. So to delay his coming quick, I refuse to give him head most of the time.’

Patricia: ‘And how does he feel about that?’

Anne: ‘Of course he won’t be happy but he has no choice.’

Felicia: ‘Is that what you will say? What if he starts going all out to get it from an outsider?’

Anne: ‘He won’t, I trust my husband!’

Patricia: ‘Babe, you have to give it to him when and where he asks for it!’

Anne: ‘No I can’t, I can’t do that.’

Patricia: ‘Why if I may ask?’

Anne: ‘I give him head only when I feel like it not when he wants it else he will want it everyday.’

Patricia: ‘And what is wrong with him wanting it every day? What is wrong with him running to you after work to come and be with you?’

Anne: ‘Ha! A lot oh, a lot.’

Patricia: ‘Do you mind explaining?’

Anne: ‘Actually, there is nothing wrong with me being intimate with my husband everyday but how can I continue to be intimate with him when he always pulls out when I am sort of getting to my peak?’

Patricia: ‘Are you saying that you have never had an orgasm?’ She asked, shocked.

Anne: ‘I have never even reached to that place where people scream and I quote “Oh my god, I am Cuming, am Cuming, am Cumming”.’

Patricia: Laughs ‘How? Why?’

Anne: ‘My dear, I don’t even know myself.’

Patricia: ‘Does that mean you have never really enjoyed sex?’

Anne: ‘I haven’t, just doing it as an obligation.’

Patricia:  ‘What about you Felicia?’

Felicia: ‘Well, mine is sort of different for I give it to him always.’

Patricia: ‘How does he feel about it?’

Felicia: ‘He likes it a lot; I must give him head before anything else.’
Patricia: ‘Wow! That is nice. I can just imagine you getting down on him.’

Anne: ‘You guys are lucky if you are satisfied with just giving him head.’

Patricia: ‘Are you satisfied with giving your husband head?’ She asked Felicia.

Felicia: ‘I guess I am, it’s what he wants and likes.’

Patricia: ‘Aside from giving your husband head and all that, what else do you do?’ She asked Felicia.

Felicia: ‘Nothing else or is there another new one?’

Patricia: ‘What do you get in return?’

Felicia: ‘Nothing oooo, just ‘thank you for the amazing sex’ and he sleeps off.’

Patricia: ‘Is that all?’

Felicia: ‘Yes that is all.’

Anne: ‘What else is there we don’t know Patricia?’

Patricia: ‘What if it gets to be the other way around?’ She said looking at her two friends

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Kristine: ‘Hope I am not disturbing you for being here?’

Kingsley: ‘No you aren’t, I wanted to even call you before you called telling me you would like to pay me a visit.’

Kristine: ‘Sorry for the impromptu visit.’

Kinsley: ‘Nah! You are welcome to my house, anytime and anyway.’

Kristine: ‘Thanks.’

After he showed her his apartment and made her feel comfortable, he asked her the one question he has been meaning to ask.

Kingsley: ‘Ermm, it’s been weeks and you haven’t told me what your reply is concerning what I asked, how far?’

Kristine: ‘What did you ask me?’

Kingsley: ‘If we can be an item, don’t you remember?’

Kristine: ‘Oh! I do and that is the reason I am here.’

Kingsley: ‘So what is the answer? I hope it is not a No?’

Kristine: ‘I’m afraid it might be.’

Kingsley: ‘No please, I won’t accept it! I can’t believe you came all the way down here to tell me No.’

Kristine: ‘Yes I did!’

Kingsley: ‘Why if I may ask?’

Kristine: ‘I don’t think you can handle me.’

Ghen ghen! Kristine oh! Tune in for the next episode!